Modern Times

“Kids today. Teenagers aren’t like we were when we were their age. They can’t be trusted, and they’re totally irresponsible.”...

I thought it was a joke when I heard that an airplane seat manufacturer was trying to sell airlines seats...

The headlines about the recently completed U.S. Open tennis championship included that Rafael Nadal won, Roger Federer didn’t, and Kim...

The enemy is out there. They are ready to attack us with no warning. They’re almost impossible to find. We...

We are in the midst of the biggest recall in American history. Obviously, I’m talking about eggs. Many of us...

A year from now, most people will have no idea who Stephen Slater is. However, today he’s a hero to...

Glenn Close going crazy in “Fatal Attraction” was a cautionary tale for any man considering a casual affair in the...

The rumors are true. I was not invited to Chelsea Clinton’s wedding. I have no idea why. I never said...

According to several newspaper accounts, extremely rich people are spending their money on something that surprises me: theme parks. It...

In these very serious times, it seems that it’s appropriate to get rid of some of the silly or outdated...