Dear Los Angeles Lakers,

On behalf of the City of Los Angeles and the State of California, I wanted to wish you all good luck in the NBA Finals. 2020 has been a difficult year for everyone in California and if the Lakers were to win the NBA Championship this year it would inspire and give hope to millions of people all over California.

As a Laker Super Fan, I would like to do my part to contribute to a championship this year. But at five foot nothing and a hundred and nothing I won’t be able to contribute athletically and even though I’m a Super Fan, I don’t possess the celebrity “star power” that someone like Drake has up in Toronto. But what I do have is an abundance of God’s greatest gift to mankind, that’s right J.R. Smith, I’m talking about WEED!

If the Lakers win the NBA Championship this year, my organization will donate Free Weed for LIFE to the every player on the Lakers roster and the coaching staff. 

Additional parties who will also be entitled to free weed for life if the Lakers win the 2020 NBA Title: Demarcus Cousins, Phil Jackson, Shaquille O’Neal and the great John Salley.

Respectfully Yours,

Brad McLaughlin 

CEO of

*Something for the lawyers and the Karen’s: All cannabis donations will be compliant and legal according to California recreational cannabis use laws.