Heaven must be missing an angel. Are your legs tired, because you‚Äôve been running around my mind all day? What‚Äôs your sign? Do you have a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them?
If you‚Äôve spent time in a bar, most likely you‚Äôve heard a version of these horrible pick-up lines.
So, in honor of April Fools‚Äô, this week Q-Line asked:
What‚Äôs the worst pick-up line you‚Äôve ever used or had used on you?
Here are your responses:
“I probably shouldn‚Äôt even be calling. But I just want to say ‚Äî even if I‚Äôm the only one ‚Äî that you took me by surprise again, if only for a moment, when I began to read the morning edition of the paper. And the light bulb went off and I realized indeed it was April Fool‚Äôs Day again. I‚Äôm not a big fan of April Fool‚Äôs jokes, or indeed any practical jokes. But I‚Äôm probably the only one in town, so just discount me. It‚Äôs just I enjoy your paper daily with the variety of news coverage. [I] can‚Äôt stand the large doses of news like the L.A. Times. Your paper is so unique with the variety of news items to keep us up to date locally, and even nationally and internationally when that‚Äôs indicated. Anyway, I‚Äôm anxiously awaiting tomorrow‚Äôs edition and thank you for your great paper. Everyone else I know is enjoying and having a lot of fun with today‚Äôs edition.”
“The worst pick-up line used on me: I was at a bar in Vegas a couple of years ago, and this young lady said to me, ‚ÄòWhat sign were you born under?‚Äô and I said ‚ÄòMaternity Ward.‚Äô And she just turned around and walked away.”
“Years ago, I went to a swanky disco on Sunset Boulevard and this Frenchman gave me a pass-on line, and I just knew that it wasn‚Äôt because of me. He just wanted to do a big you-know-what. So I just said ‚Äòput your thing on another pretty gal. I‚Äôm not available.‚Äô Besides, I was married then. I‚Äôm now married to Sylvester the molester, and I have a gorgeous son who‚Äôs an actor. So that‚Äôs my line for April Fool‚Äôs, but it really did happen.”